Weird sex terms for the bedroom. You've got to save face, act like everything is okay and you know exactly what is going on. Slap and tickle
She is hurriedly putting on makeup while attempting to decide on what to wear. A bit of crumpet 2. Putting ranch dressing in Hidden Valley
Act of darkness 6. This is somewhat similar to that, except with cum.
Mortar and pestle People have some very creative minds out there!
Taking the magic bus to Manchester Driving Miss Daisy Testing the suspension